How to Make the Human Extinction Martini
the perfect cocktail for the apocalypse. ~100 words, 2 minute read.
Ingredients
2 oz top shelf gin
2 sugar cubes
1 olive
Dried citrus fruit (limes, lemons, oranges, etc.)
Juniper berries
Stainless steel ice cubes
Tap water
Steps
Add freshly dried fruits, juniper berries, sugar cubes, and olive to a mason jar.
Fill jar with top-flight gin.
Place jar in refrigerator.
Wait (at least) overnight.
Prepare martini glass with frozen cubes.
Strain jar into glass.
Turn on nearby tap water faucet.
Run drink through stream of tap water*. Haphazardly.
Garnish.
Serve.
*as a substitute, use bottled water. Only allowable if you have recently lost access to clean, running water due to onset of apocalypse. If so, enjoy.