Faire
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Sarah had published her novel three weeks earlier, and she still flinched whenever someone else touched it. So when the pie judge speared a slice and the slice was, unmistakably, a chapter of Moxie Saves the Galaxy, Sarah reached for the table.
The judge raised one floury hand to stop her.
She was a wide woman with a clipboard that had seen weather, and when she set the forkful on her tongue the whole pie tent went bright. Above her head a window opened in the air. Through it Sarah watched her own sentence about a dying star unfold into actual starlight, turning, weighed, the prose hanging there to be examined from every side. The judge chewed. The window held only the one paragraph. When she swallowed, the light folded shut, and the rest of the chapter on the plate was untouched, uneaten, whole.
“Crust’s a little proud of itself,” the judge said. She made a mark. “But you can’t tell good from bad without putting a piece of it in your mouth. So the fair lets me take a piece. One bite. Enough to know.” She slid the plate back toward Sarah, the slice nearly intact. “A glutton couldn’t do my job. He’d have nothing left to judge.”
Behind the concession stand a pig was working its snout through a bin of paper plates. It did not look up.
The funhouse mirror was three stalls down, and when Sarah passed it the glass did not show her. It showed Moxie, except this Moxie had a head like a soup ladle, and the novel’s climax was playing inside the silver as pure slapstick, the fate of all sentient life turning on a hairball. A man in a striped coat stood beside the mirror, and as Sarah watched he reached into the glass with a bare hand. He took out a fistful of her own words, wet and shining, and the moment they left the mirror they rearranged themselves into a joke.
“Can’t twist a thing I haven’t got hold of,” he said cheerfully, and held the joke up so she could see her sentence still inside it, bent double, laughing at itself. “The grip is the gag. Let go of your book and I’ve got nothing to push against.” He pressed the words back into the glass. The mirror kept the joke. It had not kept the book.
Sarah laughed before she could decide whether to be offended.
In the 4-H barn the air was warm with horse and hay. A teenager in a green vest stood before a half-circle of small children, and when she opened Sarah’s novel a single paragraph rose off the page as a thread of light and hung over the children’s heads.
The girl did not give it to them. She walked beneath it, pointing, showing them the join where one clause carried into the next, how the sentence about the dying star bore its own weight. The children copied the shape of it into their notebooks.
When the girl closed the cover the thread sank back into the spine, and the book in her hands was still one book, going home with her, while the children went home with the pattern of how it was made.
The scrap-metal contest stood in the back field under a banner that said TRANSFORMATIVE ARTS. A welder in a leather apron had Sarah’s novel clamped on her bench, the physical book, and as Sarah came near the welder struck an arc and the pages took the flame and did not burn. They lifted instead. They beat. By the time the light died the book had become a vast iron bird mid-launch, every feather a page, and you could still read a word here and there if you pressed close, but the words were holding altitude now. The thing they spelled was no longer a story about a cat. It was a story about flight.
“Took the whole book,” the welder said, lifting her mask. “Gave back something nobody could mistake for it. That’s the trade. Use all of it, owe it nothing, as long as what you make has somewhere new to fly.”
Under her bench the pig was eating metal shavings.
The fattest pig contest was the last event, in the main ring as the light went gold. Each pig wore a placard, and the placards carried names Sarah knew from the technology press. The pigs were the size of cars. They had been fed, the announcer said, on everything: every pie and every mirror and every lesson and every sculpture, the whole fair swallowed down whole and undigested, the way a pig empties a trash bin.
No window had opened over any of them. No flame, no thread, no rising light. They had eaten her novel and they had eaten the pie and the joke and the lesson and the iron bird, the criticism and the parody and the teaching and the transformation, all of it down one throat into one undifferentiated fat, and not one of them had judged a bite or bent a word or taught a child or made a thing that could fly.
The pie judge came out to award the ribbon. She stood in front of the fattest pig, the one that had eaten the most, and for a long moment she only looked at it.
“But it never tasted anything,” Sarah protested.
“No,” the judge said. “It just got big.”
She pinned the ribbon on anyway.