2D

Dimensionality. 600 words, 3 minute read. With Claude Sonnet and Midjourney.

Precision defines existence in Flatland. Alice's life: a series of perfect angles, measured distances, geometric certainty. Each morning = 27 steps east, 42 south, 90° turn, coffee. Identity = triangle. Reality = two dimensions. No more, no less.

Until today.

9:17AM: An impossibility on her desk. A darkness. A circle that isn't ink, isn't substance, isn't explainable.

"Bob. Look." Her triangular form rotates—nervous habit. Bob's rectangular edges glide across the perfect grid of their office floor. Senior analyst. Four flawless right angles. Order incarnate.

"It's some sort of... darkening?" His straight lines tense. "But it's not on anything."

"Exactly." Alice traces her perimeter along the desk's plane. "It's as if something's blocking the light."

"Impossible." Bob's perfect rectangle shifts uncomfortably. "Objects can't block light in two dimensions. We see complete outlines of everything."

Yet there it is: perfect darkness without source. A violation of planar physics.

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[Probability of office commotion: 100%] [Time to geometric crisis: 17 minutes]

"Reality glitch," suggests Rhonda from IT. "Happens more than Management admits."

"Anti-light phenomenon," offers Penelope from Accounting.

"Look," observes a young line-segment from Design, "it changes shape depending on viewing angle."

Alice shifts position: circle transforms to ellipse then back again. In a world of dimensional constancy, this property alone = revolutionary.

"Has anyone touched it?" asks someone.

"Don't," warns Bob. "Remember the Parabolic Catastrophe of '87!"

Too late. Alice's sharp tip plunges into the darkness.

Sensation.override(known_parameters)
Direction.error_undefined
Perception.realignment_required

"It's not flat!" she gasps. "It goes... elsewhere."

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Chief Executive Square calls emergency meeting. Four perfect sides radiating authority. Company hierarchy arranged by complexity of form: simple line-workers at perimeter, complex polygons near center.

"You're suggesting," his voice cuts like a compass point, "this anomaly exists in a way that violates spatial understanding?"

Alice: "When I touch it, I feel something beyond our dimensional vocabulary."

"Impossible," states CEO flatly. "All directions exist along our plane. Definitional reality."

Bob projects measurements. Data showing paradoxical dimensions depending on viewing angle.

Office erupts: "Nonsense!" "Mathematical heresy!" "Professor Hypercube was right—" "Hypercube was a fraud!"

"ENOUGH," cuts the CEO. "Area off-limits until Geometric Institute inspection. You two—" staring at Alice and Bob "—investigation ceases immediately."

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Night. Office empty. Anomaly larger now, pulsating slightly. Two shapes approach: one triangular, one rectangular.

"Look at the measurement data," Bob whispers. Eight hours of calculations illuminate his tablet: graphs, equations, evidence. "If viewed from sixteen different positions, the anomaly's diameter varies according to a perfect sine function."

"Like we're seeing..." Alice struggles for vocabulary.

"Different cross-sections." Bob completes. "Different slices of something... more."

They build equations. First attempts fail—planar mathematics insufficient. Then:

"What if we add a third coordinate?" Alice suggests. "Not just x and y, but..."

"Z." Bob assigns the variable. "Measuring... outness."

Absurd, working with coordinates they can't perceive. Yet slowly, equations begin functioning. The anomaly = perfectly modeled as intersection of a sphere with their plane.

"We're like Linelanders," Alice realizes, remembering one-dimensional beings who comprehend only forward and backward. "Perceiving just a slice of greater reality."

"Not wrong in our understanding," Bob says. "Just... incomplete."

Alice extends her most sensitive angle, touching darkness with new comprehension. "Do you think beings in three dimensions have their own limitations? Their own higher dimensions they can't perceive?"

"Dimensional regression," Bob nods. "Each level comprehending those below but blind to those above."

"We'll change everything," Alice whispers. "Mathematics, physics, philosophy."

"If they accept empirical evidence," Bob cautions.

Above, unseen: a hand withdraws a simple sphere from their plane of existence. Experiment concluded.

But nothing concludes for them. Their flat world = forever expanded by the possibility of depth. Their understanding = permanently altered by knowing that what they perceive isn't all there is.

Some revelations can't be unseen. Even in just two dimensions.

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